Ife often comes to visit me during my break at work, at the French Broad Food Co-op. Today we were enjoying some lunch, when Ife noticed a customer some feet away taking something from the freezer. "I don't eat Meat Ife loudly declared." The customer came closer and tried to justify his planed consumption of animal flesh. Ife preceded to sing him a song he made up; "OHH Ohh Ohh I'm vegan. I eat real food like apples oranges and soup. Ohh Ohh Ohh yummy yummy. I'm vegan."
Way to go young vegan salesman!